Beyond Parody

It is the Leftist ideologue who wishes to control every aspect of your life:

Junk food adverts during children's programmes will be banned and unhealthy foods issued with warning labels under a 'traffic light' scheme to help tackle Britain's obesity crisis.



Sugar, salt and fat-laden foods such as sweets or burgers will display red labels on their packaging to signify they should be eaten sparingly, with 'virtuous' foods such as vegetables marked green to encourage their consumption.



Foods such as cheese, high in fat but nutritious, will be labelled amber.
And they made fun of Homeland Security's color-coded alert scheme...



Welcome to the Ministry of Nutrition! Stamp out double-plus ungood foodstuffs!



Can Soylent Green be far behind?



I mean, if it's green, it's got to be nutritionally correct, right?