Mixing Metaphors with Chuck Norris

Thers at Whiskey Fire passes along this gem from Chuck Norris:Right at the get-go, John Bolton (George W. Bush's ambassador to the U.N.) poured cold water on that idea in a fiery speech that ignited world condemnation.As Thers quips, "Because Chuck Norris does not merely mix metaphors, he fucks them up."Chuck Norris has written some self-imploding columns before (the one where he tried to hawk